Another AI blog...

I had Katie cracking up Wednesday night during the AI finale. If ever there was a show to crack on, it would be this one. This was a cast far silly-er than the boys of South Park could ever come up with. The irony is, this show spends some time picking on certain people, while the whole show and everyone on it is really a joke.

Meat Loaf: First off, you need to shave. Whatever you call that scraggle under your chin, it makes you look homeless. Also, why do you shake your hand so much? Are you going for more overwrought emotion or is that just parkenson's setting in? Hang it old man before you have a coronary.

Toni Braxton: Okay, it goes without saying Toni is a fine piece of ass, but wtf is wrong with her voice. I had Kate going with my impression for this one... she spent more time poking her lips and ass out than actually singing.

Mary J. Blige: This chick just looks like an aging hoodrat like I used to see in South Richmond. Again, would anyone like to show me where the actual talent is here? Am I missing something?

THE ONLY EXCEPTION: The only exception to all of this ridicule is Prince. Did you notice how besides his dancing backup singers, he had no one else with him? You know this wasn't by chance. Only Prince could call the shots on how he performs and get away with it. Nicely done. Much respect.

Otherwise, what a silly program. Neither finalist was worth a damn. Katherine McPhee, a boring piece of tail with a humdrum voice, or Taylor Hicks, a Michael McDonald/Joe Cocker ripoff. Greeeeaaat.